It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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