He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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