STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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