My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She told me I should be a condom model.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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