she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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