she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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