I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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