So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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