I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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