I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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