id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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