I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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