Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I look better un-naked...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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