How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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