just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
what day is it and did you see me today?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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