Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My pussy is not your playground.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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