Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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