The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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