Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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