I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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