Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
