I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he puts the penis in happiness.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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