i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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