She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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