no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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