i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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