im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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