420 ftw
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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