Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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