Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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