whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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