I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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