The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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