Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We are all done wearing pants today
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