I just made out with a guy for $7.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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