That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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