what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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