Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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