You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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