The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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