So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Randomize
