i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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