He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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