Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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