I can text with my tongue
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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