at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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