just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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