id be glad to
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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