nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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