I like to think it a success when the cops are called
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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