if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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