What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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