You smell like stripper and shame
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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